Eraser (1996) - Starring Arnold Scwarzenegger

What in tarnation happened to Catfish Haven? No, not the band, the totally rockin' Blog?

Jake. Jeff. Please don't tell me you erased this awesome depository of ridiculous awesomeness?

Life in spinning. File nots found. Records left unrecordededededededed. Like taping over Charlie Hayes making that sweet, sweet catch. (((Oh God, it was sweet!))) I feel like throwing up.

ADDITIONALLY:

I really need to update the blog roll. Zillion sorries to all the folks who've blogs have moved. Basically, I'm lazy. Also, I'm not sure anyone but Keith Goldfuss and my brother stop by here anyway. So you probably didn't even notice.

FINALLY:

Seriously, where the hell is that goram blog.

I love YouTube because...

The reason this blog exists? So that all four of my friends can see this lovely video. If Midwest Mindset were still alive, I'd post it there, too.

Oh well.

If you get bored, just skip to the 1:50 mark.

...Holy hell.

(Via The House of Hunt).

The two best pictures you will see all week out of all the pictures you could ever possibly see before Sunday.

So Rosie Thomas got married*, and guess who showed up?



Spot the semi-celebrities: Sam Beam, Damien Jurado, David Bazan, Denison Witmer



Pics courtesy of Paste Magazine.


*nnnoooooooooooooooooooooo! sniffle.

And the hits just keep on comin'

Damien, with his broseph Drake. Aka Hoquiam.

Band-Aid

People I wish were in a band right now:

J. Tillman
Keith Goldfuss
Lane Kim

They would be called "Apples and Oranges...Or Maybe Just Apples".



I cannot wait.

Burn After Reading

The Coen Bros are back with the funny.





The second trailer's redband, but only for a swear or two. This looks like classic comic book action/comedy from the Coen Brothers, ala Big Lebowski or Raising Arizona. Who the hell cares if it doesn't make any sense? Seriously, I'm watching the trailers again. Right. Now. And now. And. Now.

My blog pictures are cleverer than your blog pictures.

It's so effing hot in my living room, I've taken to hanging out in my kitchen. Here are the current stats:

Living Room/Bedroom Because I Don't Want To Use My Entire Paycheck For Rent: 85°
Kitchen: 76°
Outside: 72°

Temp this Afternoon: 95°
Length of Time it takes for my living room to reach temperature equilibrium with the outside world: 6 or 7 hours
Clock Time: 12:43am
Estimated Equilibrium Time: 4:00am
Planned Bed Time: Negative 1.5 hours ago
Estimated Bed Time: Never

I'm just making this junk up now, but come on. My apt sucks during the summer.

But during the winter? Free heat! Oh the irony!

X-Files in Poland

New X-Files movie trailer! With Polish subtitles! Awesome squared!




I've taken to wearing diapers because I crap my pants in excitement every time I think of this.

Notgonnahappen.

So a few weeks ago I heard that Over the Rhine would be playing in Rhode Island later this summer. After doing a bit of e-searching, I found out that they were participating in the Newport Folk Festival on August 3rd. Here is the entire list of performers for that very same day:

Sunday, August 3
Doors: 10:00 AM
Show: 11:30 AM to 7:00 PM

Jimmy Buffett
Levon Helm
Gillian Welch
The Avett Brothers
Calexico
Brandi Carlile
Son Volt
Kaki King
Over The Rhine
Jake Shimabukuro
Kate Taylor
Richard Julian
One Flew South

Adult: $89.00 / Child (2 to 12 yrs of age): $15.00 Buy Now!

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And I'm thinking exactly what you're thinking (unless you're Paste Magazine): Crap on a stick. Why should I pay 89 bucks to see OtR and the Avetts and Gillian Welch?

So I sent them this kind email:

From: Jonathan Rice
Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 6:45 PM
To: Info FestivalNetwork
Subject: Over the Rhine > Jimmy Buffett even on their worst day.

Dear Miss Info,

I know this is a ridiculous request, but is there any way of purchasing tickets for Sunday, August 3rd at a reduced price if I promise promise promise to leave before Jimmy Buffett? All I really want to see are Over the Rhine and the Avetts, and since OtR never tour this far east, I haven't had the chance to see them perform since I moved to Vermont two years ago. I would be forever and ever in your debt and would bake you cookies or write you love letters or both. $89 is alot to spend when one works for a non-profit and one will leave early because one has no interest in ever seeing Jimmy Buffett perform live. Ever.

BTW, Jimmy Buffett? Really?!

Huh.


Most sincerely and completely truly yours,

Jonny Rice

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Honestly, I didn't really expect a response. But three days ago:


On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 3:56 PM, Festival Network - Box Office wrote:

Mr. Rice,

Unfortunately we are unable to grant discounted tickets for leaving early at the Newport Folk Festival. I am sorry that this is an inconvenience, but due to corporate policy and system inability we cannot. We also have no ability to verify that one has left with no return and as much as we take one for a honest patron, we are unable to grant your request.

Sorry again for the inability to discount the tickets.

Sincerely,

Festival Box Office.

The Festival Network, LLC

30 Irving Place

6^th Floor

New York, NY 10003

Office: 646.652.3965

Fax: 212.533.7293

E.mail: Boxoffice@festivalnetwork.com

Web: www.festivalnetwork.com

This message is the property of The Festival Network, LLC or its affiliates. It may be legally privileged and / or confidential and is intended only for the use of the addressee(s). No addressee should forward, print, copy, or otherwise reproduce this message in any manner that would allow it to be viewed by any individual not originally listed as a recipient. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any unauthorized disclosure, dissemination, distribution, copying or the taking of any action in reliance on the information herein is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please immediately notify the sender and delete this message.

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This was very polite of them, I think.

Also, did I just break the law?