Best. YouTube Video. Ever.

Sooooooo much better than Beverly Hills.

If you really think of it...

...Fatty Magoo is much funnier than Fatty McGee.

Very Emergency

Tonight at Club two sixth graders got into an argument over whether "emo" meant you cut your wrists.

What would the Promise Ring say about this?

My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco will pay at the Great White Thrown Judgment for their impertinence!

Let's review:


The Good Guys (aka, the funnest band of 1998)


The Bad Guys (aka, we're all very constipated)