Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Let the listing begin
100 Greatest TV Shows of the 00s ~ Introductory Notes & Ground Rules
I've been working on this one for a few weeks now.
While the decade lists for music, film and etc. will be much, much shorter, I've gone all out with the TV one. Over the next couple of weeks I'll roll out my picks for the top 100 television shows of the 00s. Of course, it'll be my top 100 shows, which'll mean some glaring omissions, of course. I never really got into much of what FX has to offer, like the Shield, Rescue Me and Nip/Tuck. And while I enjoyed the Sopranos, it didn't crack my top ten. Also, up until last week, I was sure Freaks and Geeks aired in 98-99. But Alan Sepinwall reminded me that while Freaks debuted in fall of 1999, more than few new episodes aired in 2000 -- a pleasant surprise that brings me to my ground rules.
1. Shows in question must have had a first-run airdate between 2000-09. No exceptions.
2. Episodes of shows in question that aired before 2000 do not count in determining their ranking. Not good news for Buffy and the X-Files, which we'll get to over the next few days.
3. Shows in question must have produced at least six episodes, though not all episodes had to air on the original network -- i.e., Bryan Fuller's Wonderfalls is in. Mini-series are not.
4. Finally, I excluded reality shows, news, sports, and talk shows only because I didn't care to write about them, even if some might have made the list. Nothing objective about this rule. Just my preference. Many apologies to the Daily Show and Craig Ferguson. Sketch comedy, however, is in like sin. Because this is my list, dammit!
And that's really it.
Some caveats. All of these shows are in English. While I do love the small screen, I don't claim to know my Korean soaps or every international version of the Office. For that, I apologize. The BBC and ITV are represented quite well. Canada gets two shows, and Australia one. The rest come form the good old US of A. Having only seen the Onion AV Club's 00-list, I think my list might be a little comedy heavy as compared to others. But over the next few weeks we'll see if the real critics like to laugh as much as I do. Also, I have no aversion to ranking science fiction alongside more "realistic" programs. Spoiler Alert! Battlestar is ranked higher than the Sopranos. Deal with it.
I hope someone out there has as much fun reading this as I had writing it.
(P.S. I'll probably post an abbreviated version of this over at Saniel Bonders's sometime soon, but check it out as the list action has already begun. Happy listing!)
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Day Sixteen: What's a Panini, Etc.
Oh, Tim & Eric. The first 1:57 is the funniest fun you'll see all funday. Continue after the clip for more fuhn, but the first fuhn is the best fuhn. Channel 5! Steve Brule!
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Saturday, September 5, 2009
Day Five: I'm Not A Doctor!
Okay, a little background on this video. One, David Letterman, even on those days when he doesn't give a shit, is still freaking genius. I discovered his show when I was 10 or 11 years old, and it became a singular influence on what I find funny, even today. Sad, I know.
Two, Mike Singletary coaches the football club known as the San Fransisco 49ers, and his post-game press conferences are an exercise in comedic improv couched in sports cliche, repeated as often and seriously as possible.
And three, the Singletary impressionist in these videos is a Late Show staffer, who reportedly couldn't read lines off the cue-card, so another staffer just yelled them to him from off-stage. Hence, the echo-chamber effect you get in the above clip.
Which is what takes this video from mildly-funny to pee-pants hilarious. At least for me and David Letterman.
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Sunday, June 21, 2009
William Shatner outdoes William Shatner. Again.
Holy hell. That man is awesome.
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Sunday, December 28, 2008
Recession Proof

You know it's a big deal when NPR covers a story twice in three days:
Cost Of Yankees Acquisition Examined
Yankees' Spending Spree Defies Laws Of Economics
It's a good time to be a fan of the richest sporting club in the world.
Monday, October 6, 2008
Take On Me: Literal Video Version
"Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do."
Awesome new lyrics to a-ha's "Take On Me," that describe exactly what's happening in the video as it happens. Redundancy is funny. Redundancy is funny. (Well, not in every case.)
(((Original video in case the new song didn't do it for you.)))
Thursday, September 11, 2008
I love YouTube because...
The reason this blog exists? So that all four of my friends can see this lovely video. If Midwest Mindset were still alive, I'd post it there, too.
If you get bored, just skip to the 1:50 mark.
...Holy hell.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
And the hits just keep on comin'
Damien, with his broseph Drake. Aka Hoquiam.
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Saturday, June 21, 2008
Burn After Reading
The Coen Bros are back with the funny.
The second trailer's redband, but only for a swear or two. This looks like classic comic book action/comedy from the Coen Brothers, ala Big Lebowski or Raising Arizona. Who the hell cares if it doesn't make any sense? Seriously, I'm watching the trailers again. Right. Now. And now. And. Now.
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
X-Files in Poland
New X-Files movie trailer! With Polish subtitles! Awesome squared!
I've taken to wearing diapers because I crap my pants in excitement every time I think of this.
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Saturday, May 31, 2008
Best. YouTube Video. Ever.
Sooooooo much better than Beverly Hills.
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Saturday, December 1, 2007
December First-ness And I-talians

So I was walking home one night after work, down Center Street where a number of bars and restaurants are located, when I passed by eight or nine people speaking Italian. They were quite loud and fairly drunk and nearly obnoxious and exactly what downtown Rutland needs at night (i.e., life). As I passed by however, without thinking, I murmured "Scusi" and kept walking. My question is:
Do I subconsciously know Italian, and if so, does it only present itself in situations where I am around the language and try not to think about knowing said language, and if so, how awesome is that?
And now, further slightly racist photos.



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